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Dead on Mars
by Tian Rui Shuo Fu
Payload specialist, Tang Yue, who is a mechanical and electrical engineer by training, is left stranded on Mars when he receives news from his AI robot assistant, Tomcat, that Earth has exploded. He believes himself to be the last human in the Universe.Turns out, he is only the last man in the Universe. Botanist, Mai Dong, had been left on the United Space Station (USS) orbiting Mars, to await Tang Yue's ascent to the USS before they make their journey back to Earth. But now, it's impossible.Joi…
Mr CEO, Move On!
by Zehell2218
Will you play a real-life dating sim game to fulfill your three material wishes? ________Year WXYZChased by debt collectors, father hospitalized and homeless?? This 20-year-old girl with a fear of men one day had to play a mysterious otome game to save her father's life and pay her debt, but...The game is a real-life otome game? Wait, wait, the target is someone REAL?! It's not 2D?? The capture target was none other than Zhao Yang, the famous 25-year-old genius inventor! He's a capable CEO leadi…
Attack On Demons
by Real_Writerr
Note:: OP characters present. Dreadful characters present.What would you do if you lost your friends to the hands of the demons? What would you do if you were misinterpreted by others? He was a Tokyo Hunter Leader but lost some of his friends to the demons. He was misjudged by the Central Hunters who taught he killed a human but it was only a hallucination. He is away from his friends but then the anomaly portals are opening more than usual. Something or someone is behind this and the reason? Y…
On the Edge
by Joanna Mazurkiewicz
A cocky Scot, an innocent pole dancer and a penthouse apartment with a view. What could go wrong?To escape her difficult past Sasha jumps into an opportunity of managing the sale of the stylish,up market apartment.All of this sounds like a dream, but no one has ever mentioned the arrogant, mouthy Scottish god that lives next door. The problem is that Dexter isn't just good looking, he is also a fist-clenching, heart-pounding, fervent hot man, who makes her heart flutter uncontrollably. She hates…
On the Sly
by Joanna Mazurkiewicz
Edinburgh socialite Ellie has run away from her powerful father and the scandal that destroyed her perfectly balanced life.After weeks of hiding, she attends a party in hopes of a one-night stand to distract her from her memories.She never expects to see him again, let alone learn he's her neighbor . . . and lives with another woman!On the Sly is created by Joanna Mazurkiewicz, an eGlobal Creative Publishing Signed Author.
Love On Chaos
by Midnight_Raven0425
Tears were streaming through Eli's cheeks, his eyes were bloody red, its been so long yet the pain, the aches, the memories were haunting him, he can't escape his fantasy, is he dreaming, tell him, he is because, he doesn’t know if he can win this battle, this game, played by me, her, and destiny.Today 6th of December, its been years since they met, the most beautiful woman, the most caring, the brightest star in the sky the one he thought who’ll never leave his side, yet here he is, in their fa…
Holding On
by Sarah Hadley Brook
Eighteen year-old Aaron Pickard is dealing with a lot: he’s falling for his straight best friend, his mother has ended up in the hospital after a violent assault by his father, and he’s trying to decide when to come out. Tack on the stress of an upcoming prom and graduation, a part-time job, and the possibility he could lose his best friend, and he’s an emotional wreck.<br><br>Aaron’s best friend Jeff Leaton provides a soft place for him to fall when his life is thrown into chaos, literally hold…
Funny quotes
by Alexandra_Alexis
Girls that are saying "many guys follow me "should know that low priced goods attract customers
Cherry On Top
by Mavelinebelle
Emily Hollen had always been in love with Sebastian even though she had her heart broken by him in highschool. Moving through life, Emily's hobby was establishing hotels and resorts around the world and when her next destination was to a country governed by a monarch, she discovered the Soon-to-be-King was Sebastian. Emily and Sebastian rekindled their love but Sebastian's father was not pleased and he arranged for his son to be married to another woman. Emily was now in a royal romance triangle…
On the Brink
by Joanna Mazurkiewicz
Gina Martinez doesn’t have time to date. She’s too busy working hard, raising her siblings, and trying to take her pole dancing business to the next level. Gina harbours deep-seated trust issues, but that's her secret to keep.However, when it comes to Harry Erskine nothing makes perfect sense anymore. As soon as they're introduced her rules fly by the wayside. The man is pure sex-on-a-stick; a professional boxer, a hot blooded Scott and ex-military. Harry also carries a few secrets of his own.Fa…
Game On Alpha
by MishNaz
In a world of the supernatural, there lived many species who once existed together in harmony. As time progressed, so did the tension between the species. The greed for power to become the most dominant species consumed them all. Peace and harmony slowly but surely crumbled over time, transforming into bitterness and animosity, driving the supernatural species apart. The only means of order being restored to the supernatural world, was to find the two soulmates of good and pure heart, who were b…
Crush On You
by Queen_Els
A pathetic story for Monica Villareal.A woman with no other family but the hospital staff. A woman who struggled with pain all her life.For her... Human life is like luck. Sometimes you are lucky but sometimes you’re not.She thought there was no reason to stay in the world, But everything changed when she met Luke Santos.What will Monica do when she finds out her crush wants her? Will she accept Luke in her life or will she push it away?What path will she choose?
Accidentally On Purpose
by J.M. Snyder
One morning before work, Alan Travers accidentally bumps into Detective Jim Garrison at a cafe where both men stop for coffee. The handsome younger man interests Alan, but he misses his chance to get to know the detective better and wonders if he'll get another.<br><br>With the help of his nephew Bryce, Alan concocts a plan to try and get Jim's attention "accidentally on purpose." It works, but as things heat up between them, Alan worries what Jim will think if he finds out their getting togethe…
FUNNY STORIES
by GCComFounder99
This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned!Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!
Bet on You
by Wuridewi
Roseane Brooke never believed in love after her fiancé had to end tragically in an accident. Meanwhile, Edward Smith is a rich man who has absolutely no word faithful in his dictionary. He would sleep every woman who seduced him at the Twilllight Bar without exception.Edward suddenly got a bet from his friends to make Rose fall in love again and want to sleep with the man. Edward of course accepted the bet with the prize of a mansion. But, will Edward really win the bet? Or did Edward lose beca…
FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED
by DCreativeApkDev
This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.
Dark knight:Game on
by DkGomanga
Careful what you DON'T WISH FOR, you might just get itFrom best life to nightmare is the case as the perfect life of Rodney Hart gets turned around by an unnatural phenomenon from a game that makes him feel at home. As he is warped into it and figures out that it might not just be a game as it seems. Follow Rodney Hart as he rises through the rank of another world in this adventure and discovers secrets that might just connect him to the elements of this world. Which path will he choose when it …
On Company Time
by J.M. Snyder
Jimmy's job in customer service is just a paycheck, in his eyes. His boss Debbie wishes he were more of a "people person" and more enthusiastic about coming to work. To improve his skills, she schedules him to attend a two-day, out-of-town workshop Jimmy's already dreading.<br><br>Then he discovers Scott Raines will be tagging along.<br><br>Jimmy's had a fierce crush on Scott, who works in sales, since his first day at the office. The man is gorgeous and funny and so damn intimidating, Jimmy has…
Is It Funny That The Dragon Slayer Failed And Became The Dragon Prince
by Hdhdh_Fjfjf
“Once upon a time, a human dared to trespass into the territory of the dragon clan,” the Silver Dragon Queen narrated from a book, “A self-proclaimed dragon slayer, a master swordsman, challenged the queen of the dragon clan.”“Humans, they truly overestimate their abilities!” The dragon clan’s young princess, Xia Yi, laughed, “Mother, what happened next?”“What do you believe happened, my dear daughter?” The Silver Dragon Queen responded with a laugh.“Isn’t it obvious? The dragon slayer must have…
Funny Chats
by dtjiappdev1999
This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.